akalain mo!!!

ano kasi, uhmm…ah basta, 'yun na 'yun.

I had not really planned on taking a trip this time of year, and yet I found myself packing rather hurriedly. This trip was going to be unpleasant and I knew in advance that no real good would come of it. I’m talking about my annual "Guilt Trip."
I got tickets to fly there on Wish I Had airlines. It was an extremely short flight. I got my baggage, which I could not check. I chose to carry it myself all the way. It was weighted down with a thousand memories of what might have been. No one greeted me as I entered the terminal to the Regret City International Airport. I say international because people from all over the world come to this dismal town.

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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

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