akalain mo!!!

ano kasi, uhmm…ah basta, 'yun na 'yun.

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number  9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number  7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
By teaching a person to use the Internet and join facebook,
they will not likely bother you again.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky — not really good for anything.
But, you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number  5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you $200.00, and a "substantial" tax cut
saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it  normal.

And, The Number 1 Insight For 2010

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers”:
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!

This year naisip ko na ‘wag ng gumawa, kasi hindi ko rin naman nagagawa eh.  Pero I realized na there is something refreshing sa pag gawa ng ilan; since once a year lang naman na you can have a fresh and clean start.  Kaya na-temp akong gumawa ulit ng listahan for 2010.  Ang kaibahan nga lang nitong taon na ito eh I tried to be more “realistic” kesa dun sa mga nagdaang taon.  May mga resolutions kasi ako like, I will quit smoking, I will live more healthy at kung anu ano pang kadramahan. (Tseh!!!, We live only once noh, kaya mag paka saya na tayo di ba?)

Ito ang mga naisip kong gawin for this year:

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