Ten Insights to Ponder in 2010
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
By teaching a person to use the Internet and join facebook,
they will not likely bother you again.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky — not really good for anything.
But, you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you $200.00, and a "substantial" tax cut
saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And, The Number 1 Insight For 2010
"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers”:
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!