akalain mo!!!

ano kasi, uhmm…ah basta, 'yun na 'yun.

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number  9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number  7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
By teaching a person to use the Internet and join facebook,
they will not likely bother you again.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky — not really good for anything.
But, you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number  5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you $200.00, and a "substantial" tax cut
saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it  normal.

And, The Number 1 Insight For 2010

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers”:
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!

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