akalain mo!!!

ano kasi, uhmm…ah basta, 'yun na 'yun.

Para sa isang lovely, blushing bride na tulad ni Cheska… (Ynna Asistio)

Ilan ba ang GROOM sa buhay niya? One lang, Si Brent! (Joross Gamboa). Ang one and only love niya!

Ilan ba ang MOTHER sa buhay niya? One lang, Si Christy (Angel Jacob). Her Mamu (Dexter Doria) loves to hate, kasi hindi sila magkasundo sa lahat ng bagay.

Ilan ba ang FATHER sa buhay niya? TWO?!, ah…ang loving Dad niyang si Larry (Christopher De Leon) at siyempre and Father as in Pari sa kasal!

Oooppsss…HINDI NOH!!! Si Rigor! (Bayani Agbayani) Sino si Rigor? Huh? Tatay rin niya?

Eh Sino ang maghahatid sa kanya sa Altar??? Sino ba kasi ang tunay na FATHER?

‘Yan and dapat nating alamin…every Thursdays, sa buwan ng mga puso.

PREMIERS FEBRUARY 11, 2010 KUNG SAAN KAYO ANG LAGING BIDA…GMA KAPUSO!

I had not really planned on taking a trip this time of year, and yet I found myself packing rather hurriedly. This trip was going to be unpleasant and I knew in advance that no real good would come of it. I’m talking about my annual "Guilt Trip."
I got tickets to fly there on Wish I Had airlines. It was an extremely short flight. I got my baggage, which I could not check. I chose to carry it myself all the way. It was weighted down with a thousand memories of what might have been. No one greeted me as I entered the terminal to the Regret City International Airport. I say international because people from all over the world come to this dismal town.

Continue reading »

800 inmates from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center impressed Michael Jackson’s choreographer Travis Payne, as they interpreted in dance the late King of Pop’s hit song “They Don’t Care About Us.”

Payne was spellbound by the inmates work ethic, practicing the steps for two straight days, resting only for meals.

“They are prisoners but they are also dancers,” said Payne who had also worked with Madonna and Lady Gaga in the past.

Continue reading »

The Filipina beauty continues to make waves in the modelling world, as a 17 year old finished among the top finalists in the prestigious Supermodel search in Brazil.

Charlene Louise “Chat” Alagon Almarvez took home first runner-up honors in the 2010 Supermodel of the World search held in Sao Paulo Brazil.

The 5?9? stunner also received the biggest paycheck of her life, a US$150,000 modeling contract from Ford Models NYC.

Continue reading »

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number  9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number  7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
By teaching a person to use the Internet and join facebook,
they will not likely bother you again.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky — not really good for anything.
But, you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number  5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a "slight" tax increase cost you $200.00, and a "substantial" tax cut
saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it  normal.

And, The Number 1 Insight For 2010

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers”:
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!

The Philippines stature as global trading nation rose in 2009. In the latest World Bank logistics survey that measures how efficiently countries trade their goods around the world, now ranks the country 44th and considered one of the over performers.

Germany emerged on top and Singapore second while Sweden was adjudged the next most trade-friendly nation in the study hailed by the Washington-based institution as “the most comprehensive world survey of international freight forwarders and express carriers.”

“Economic competitiveness is relentlessly driving countries to strengthen performance, and improving trade logistics is a smart way to deliver more efficiencies, lower costs and added economic growth,” said bank chief Robert Zoellick.

Continue reading »

Ms. Regine Velasquez, who once played Darna in a movie (Captain Barbell played by Sen. Bong Revilla), expressed excitement in taking the role of an antagonist to the primetime heroine, “Darna”. And it would be a different experience indeed because her character belongs to the “evil side!”

Actually, natutuwa ako for Regine to play more comedic roles, she’s really a versatile actress. She is really a comedian in real life, nakasama ko na siya  several times (sa taping, sa elevator, sa presscon even sa gay beauty pageant, yes, gay beauty pageant at siya ang may pakana nun!).

I like her character in Darna (the comedy part, not the evil part huh!!!) , it’s more natural, walang effort (siyang siya in real life), more power and kudos to the Asia’s song bird…Ms. Regine Velasquez, a good and kind hearted woman.

A fairy tale story of a kingdom in the clouds called Paladino. This magical realm is headed by the noble King Adorno (Emilio Garcia) and his beautiful wife Queen Lamara (Carmina Villaruel) with their three children Prinsesa Saraya, (Bubbles Paraiso) Prinsipe Javino I , and Prinsipe Almiro (Aljur Abrenica).

The life in Paladino is suddenly threatened when Prince Javino went missing. His disappearance is orchestrated by the most powerful and wicked black Diwani named Alwana (Princess Punzalan). Diwanis are the powerful wizards in the kingdom.

Continue reading »

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.

Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you
don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am 
‘About 32,’ is the reply.’
‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald’s and
asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, ‘I’d guess about 29.’
The woman replies with a big smile, ‘Nope, I’m 50.’

Now she’s feeling really good about herself. She
stops in a drug store on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the
clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, ‘Oh, I’d say 30.’ 
Again she proudly responds, ‘I’m 50, but thank you!’

Continue reading »

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story.

 
At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

Continue reading »